The Monkey is used to a fabulous teacher who knows how to read Kindergarten spelling. Netflix is not nearly as cool.
He was screaming from the other room, “The TV isn’t WORKING!” When I went to see the problem he told me he wanted to watch Garfield and Netflix is “BROKEN!”
I took a photo to show Charlie. I was all, “I know it’s technically wrong, but I’m kind of impressed with that for Kindergarten.”
He patted my shoulders, “Yes dear, our little boy is growing up. Very soon, he’ll be able to Google. Then who knows what he’ll be able to find?!”
I was nonplussed. “Why do hate me?”