Monkey Boy spent the weekend with his grandparents. According to his report, he ate nothing but chocolate and “the white horse was shy.” I have no idea what that means.
Of course, I never fully understand any report he gives me. Sample conversation:
Me: Did you see Jamie and Paige while you were there?
*moving on to other topics*
Him: They hugged me.
Me: Who hugged you?
Him: (as if I were simple) Jamie and Paige.
Me: So you *did* see Jamie and Paige?
Here’s hoping no one is dependent on his testimony any time soon.