Let me put it this way…

Monkey Boy spent the weekend with his grandparents. According to his report, he ate nothing but chocolate and “the white horse was shy.” I have no idea what that means.

Of course, I never fully understand any report he gives me. Sample conversation:

Me: Did you see Jamie and Paige while you were there?

Him: No.

Me: OK.

*moving on to other topics*

Him: They hugged me.

Me: Who hugged you?

Him: (as if I were simple) Jamie and Paige.

Me: So you *did* see Jamie and Paige?

Him: No.

Here’s hoping no one is dependent on his testimony any time soon.

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