Monkey Boy’s teacher sent home a book he made about Santa. Indulge me, ok? He’s only 5 once.
Santa looks like he's had a Five Hour Energy.
We have been assured this is not the chalk outline of dead body, but in fact, Santa's ride.
I no longer have a clue what my child wants for Christmas. What could that possibly be?!
The one with the nosebleed is Rudolph. It's unclear why the other reindeer has ten legs.
This is how my son sees Christmas. Seems pretty fabulous to me.