A few weeks ago, Baby Daddy and I took a weekend away. I ate a lot of anything I wanted. I drank quite a bit of champagne. So, of course, I lost four pounds.
Now I’ve decided to write a champagne diet book. Oprah will come out of retirement to have a book club just for me. Discontent people will hate me and question my fitness as a human. I won’t care. I’ll be rocking some skinny jeans and toasting my success with Anne Lamott (who will write a beautiful forward about what a talented writer I am) and my blog friends (who knew me when….).
It will be fabulous!