I know you are sitting around wondering, “How is Kerri’s colon today?” What else could you possibly have to care about on a Monday?
So, I went to the doctor. They ran another set of x-rays. He handed me a large box with quite possibly the world’s worst name.
Now I’m not gonna claim to be an advertising genius, but I know a thing or two about how to use words effectively. Somewhere, there’s a guy in the marketing department of Salix Pharmaceuticals laughing his ass off. He cannot believe the name he came up with as a joke ended up on the label.
So here’s to you marketing man. I tip my lemon-flavored MoviPrep liter bottle to you. You have succeeded in making a Saturday Night Live skit my reality and made me the butt of my own sick, sick joke of a life.