I want a puppy. Actually, I want to rent a puppy… just for an hour or so. I want to hold a cuddly, little dog. I’d even be ok if the little guy wanted to sleep the whole time.
I have two dogs. I absolutely do not want any more animals to care for. The ones I have are more trouble than they’re worth. Especially when one of them yacked everywhere this morning. Ugh. Sometimes when it feels like winter is dragging on too long, it would be nice to snuggle a puppy.
Any of these will do.