Monkey Boy was a race car driver for Halloween. If this looks familiar, it's because he was the same thing last year. The costume was just WAY too big then.
We went to the Halloween Carnival at our church. Monkey Boy declared he doesn't like cotton candy. There's something not right about that kid.
This was Monkey Boy's haul for the evening. He stinks at trick-or-treating. This violates our unwritten rule of candy theft. He's supposed to fetch candy with his good looks, and I get to eat it when he's asleep. It's so unwritten, he doesn't even know about it. Problem is: he's gonna notice missing those Milk Duds. Now I have to score my own candy.