I’m afraid I wasn’t able to deliver your message to the following addresses.
This is a permanent error; I’ve given up. Sorry it didn’t work out.
I think my email just broke up with me. It sent me this failure message which sounds remarkably similar to the note I got from my boyfriend in the 10th grade dumping me. “Sorry it didn’t work out?”
Now I bet my email is going to start dating that skank computer down the street. I hear she lets you send messages on the first date. Better watch out for viruses.