So today is Columbus Day, the day each year that postal workers and bank employees celebrate our thievery of this great land from the Native Americans. Nothing like genocide to make a person feel festive.
I don’t get this as a holiday. Who celebrates this day? In what way?
This is a fake holiday designed to get federal employees more days of vacation, and for that achievement they deserve some recognition. But I feel certain that if Hallmark can make Secretary’s Day something for which I am required to purchase printed cardboard, then if there were any merit to this day, they would have found it by now and advertised it to me.