Outside my window this morning, someone is playing a recording of the Razorback cheerleaders doing the Hog call. Three times I’ve heard it played out in full. But there’s no rally outside, no people to hear it, no fans to join in.
I can’t figure out where it’s coming from and why it’s happening. And trust me this is entirely different from the regular voices I hear in my head. It gets louder when I open the window, so it’s definitely coming from somewhere other than my delusional mind.