No Good Naked Shoe Thief

The Associated Press reports that a Texarkana man broke into a woman’s house, declared he was sent to have sex with her, took off all his clothes, stole a pair of shoes and then ran into a nearby pasture to chase some horses. Police say that he is being held for mental evaluation. One would hope.

Shoe thieving is a serious offense and should not be taken lightly by the authorities.


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