Before I left for maternity leave there was a gerbil-ish smell coming from my office. Very weird. While I was gone, the source of the smell was identified. Something to do with the air system.
But today one of my coworkers told me that there had been a sneaking suspicion that I was the culprit of the strange aroma, and that it was a good thing I was out because it cleared my good, clean name.
What must these people think of me?!