Baby mysteries

Sorry to the loyal readers, all three of you, but I’ve been on baby duty and constructing a complete sentence has not been on the to-do list.

But today I greet you with the mysteries that confound a new mom. Any input here is welcome.

I want to know:

1) how four ounces of liquid goes into the baby, but 12 ounces of liquid in various states comes out.

2) why it takes 90 pounds of gear to tote a 9 pound baby around town.

3) when the space time continuum shifted so that it take 20 minutes to just get out the door into the car.

All that said, this kid thing, really fabulous.

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