A coworker came in this morning and announced, "I have decided that there are no moral absolutes in a complex society."
This immediately led me to ask what she had done this weekend. I'm thinking it must be pretty awful to have come to that conclusion. Kick a puppy, knock over a liquor store, slap and old lady….
She said, "I shopped at Sam's."
Now if the girl with the Russ Feingold sticker on her car can fall to the temptation of cheap organic waffles in bundles of 250, what chance do the rest of us have?