This morning in an attempt to be funny, I yelled across the office to a coworker that I always do what the voices in my head tell me to do and that's why they let me live. It seemed like an amusing enough statement to start the day. I then came around the corner and saw a phone workman with a truly terrified look on his face.
I explained that was my attempt at humor before the coffee kicked in. He didn't seem convinced and left very quickly. Hope the phones are fixed.